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Wandering rose

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.
Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?
by Dianatrics February 13, 2010
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Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
by Khozo September 23, 2010
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wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016
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nanderism

The religion that worships the great Nandha. It is the most supreme religion in the universe. Its followers are commonly known as nanders.
Tyrone: “Hey, what religion do you practice?”
Shaniqua: “I am a nander, and therefore I practice nanderism.”
by bigballer615 April 11, 2019
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wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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wandalism

Vandalism done on a Wiki project, such as Wikipedia, Wiktionary etc.
That person has been doing a lot of wandalism lately.
by DNHG April 18, 2006
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xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010
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