Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

Wasabi Wannabe

Someone who is not Asian but really really wants to be because they watch too much anime and know nothing about the culture other than what's imported and filtered by the West.

OMFG! I WATCH TEH ANIME IN TEH JAPANESE WITH TEH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! I M SO AZN!

Stfu Wasabi Wannabe.

by Keke April 9, 2005

Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

by ChelleSue September 22, 2005

Wasabi Snooters

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.

Hey, My Man! Wasabi, Lots!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

Wasabi

A Japanese plant of the Cruciferae family with a thick green root. Known as 'Japanese horseradish', its root is used as a spice and has an extremely strong flavour.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!!?

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Wasabi Orgasm

The kick you get when consuming too much wasabi. The feeling starts with a kick in the nose and spreads through your body until you start feeling comfortably numb.

After adding too much wasabi to the sushi, Tina left this world for a few seconds while she was having an extreme wasabi orgasm.

by Muppeter January 21, 2009

Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019