Walpurgisnacht

The night of April 30th/May 1st. It is the spring equinox. It has traditionally been the a night of magic and satanic gatherings. Magic works best on this night. It is also one of the 3 satanic holidays. The other two being All Hallow's Eve (Halloween) and the individual's birthday.

On Walpurgisnacht I sent a curse to destroy my long time enemy.

by JACK! January 26, 2006

Robert Walpole

Robert Walpole is best known as the first Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, he also can be attributed to multiple accomplishments such as the invention of the dildo, the coining of the term "mangina" and the publishing of his best-selling novel, 101 Ways to Fuck a Copy Machine.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I don't know what to do. I want to study for the big World History test, tonight, but I also want to fuck a copy machine.

Guy 2: Dude, two words. Robert Walpole.

by Herman Plunkers January 31, 2009

walpugerschnidt

1. Exclamatory statement 2. Descriptive, meaning out of the ordinary, unusual

Walpugerschnidt! Where did I put my beer!?

Oh yeah, he gonna take her in there and put that walpugerschnidt up on dat ass!

If you want to win, you gots to put that walpugerscnidt up on it boy!

by Adam Bomb and Johnny Sideswipe January 4, 2008

walpole

Named for the infamous Canadian, N. Walpole, walpoling is the conscious decision to irk the living crap our of everyone around you by constantly pointing out the one thing that separates you from them, to point out that in one tiny area you are a have, rather than a have not. The true joy comes from knowing that soon, the walpoler will soon be just like everyone else.

"Dude, Nathan just walpoled me about his damn car again!"

"It's an element. That's more like he Dorsey'ed you."

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Also the inspiration for the Fight Club Halo 2 Clan, informally called "The Walpolers"

"Dude, these kids on the Halo 2 are getting walpoled"

"Yeah, that's because they are teh sux0rz."

by G November 10, 2004

walpurgisnatch

The misspelling of Walpurgisnacht, a satanic holiday.

Teacher: Joey, spell Walpurgisnacht.

Joey: Walpurgisnatch. W-a-l-p-u-r-g-i-s-n-a-t-c-h...

Teacher: You're a dumbfuck.

by JACK! January 29, 2006

walpole

To punch someone with his back turned to you, and then wuss out of a fight.

THat prison bitch, who walpoled me in the yard, is going to get a surprise later in the showers.

by G June 18, 2006

Walpole

Walpole is a hard motherfucker's town. Reel motherfuckers only.

Walpole is a hole.

by I Love Jews May 11, 2003