wankered 

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better

I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues

wankered by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

wankered 

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

wankered by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

Welkered 

To mess up something simple that you do right all the time. This usually occurs in a big situation, such as a test, interview or superbowl.

I had three tests last week and I would have had A's but I welkered parts of all of them.

Welkered by raffnasty23 March 27, 2012

shit wankered 

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

shit wankered by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Wankered 

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

Wankered by Linzi January 16, 2005

waltered 

Losing 4 (or more) times in succession to Rangers without scoring a goal. Also known as "Wattied"

Wee Chesney's team were Waltered by Walter Smith from 2007 onwards.

waltered by BJK 1690 March 30, 2008

Waltered 

Being or having the name Walter, or the last name White and making or distributing drugs; especially meth.
Present-tense: Waltering
Future-tense: Will Walter

Walter is going to go waltering later.
Walter has waltered before.
Mr. White will walter.

Waltered by TwentyWrong May 23, 2022