Bush Waggle

A large bush in the pubic region of a female.

There was a very cute girl on the beach in her bikini, until I noticed her bush waggle hanging out the sides of her underwear!

by Dixie Erect October 29, 2009

Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

by hak.trick February 18, 2010

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.

Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.

by Manute Nol January 20, 2010

fuckable waggle

When you fuck a waffle for 2 to 3 weeks and eat it for pleasure.

Bill Cosby did a fuckable waggle twice and enjoyed how it felt on him.

by That1BandGirl June 13, 2016

crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013