jai waetford

Some hot sexy kid who knows how to sing and will make girls cry from his perfectionness

Laura- Did you see Jai waetford on the x factor last night?
Alexis- OMG YES HES SO HOT
Laura- Ikr im Mrs Waetford

by MrsLundbackAndAndreasson March 1, 2014

wagget blast

when a male is getting head and while his penis is in the girls mouth you take the females head and shake it around and about and whip your penis out of her mouth as hard as you can

"dude me and my girlfriend tried wagget blasting last night and when i whipped my penis out she almost bit it off"

by jankydank August 5, 2009

Wagtastic

To have or be having a great day/experience at Walgreens

I had a wagtastic at work today.

by Nuttyirishman34 June 27, 2011

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

mcminimum wage

A reference to the lowest amount of money an employee can be paid, and the low amount of money paid to one working at McDonalds.
A combination of the word "McDonalds" and the words "minimum wage".

Guy: Hey, how's the pay at your new job?
Girl: Terrible, I'm being paid McMinimum wage

by ShaNayMay September 23, 2007