by ChumpChange23 February 17, 2010
Get the waffle-iron syndrome mug.When a female is wearing a dress of some sort and it get wedged into her lower areas and sticks while she continues to walk forward and not notice.
by DorothyandddZach March 14, 2011
Get the Wafflecrotch mug.Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
by SwampRat92 March 8, 2011
Get the Waffle Iron mug.A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
by Honesteven August 6, 2012
Get the waffle iron mug.When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
by Catobugg July 6, 2012
Get the Waffle Iron mug.im sorry this is so cringy but it is what it is
Vani is the most caring most perfect human you'd ever meet and if you're as lucky as me you'd meet her on a bus going to school not knowing shes gonna be one of most important if your life. shes so sexy and everything she says just sounds so much better coming from her mouth deadass holy fuck. vani can make the saddest days the happiest. which sucks cause im trying to be sad and you cheering me up ISNT HELPING i mean it is but you get what i mean. i hate how easy it is for you to make me laugh whats worse is how easy it'd be for you to make me cry. i hate that you're not around all the time AND THE FACT TAHT YOU NEVER PICK UP MY CALLS😐.I tried using the movie to get more lines but it turned out very cringy and no. every moment we're not together it feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. ite crazy how you know everytime and i mean EVERYTIME im not okay you can just sense it which isnt fair cause APPARENTLY you're very good at hiding it from me which isnt fun.I'm changing topics too much, OHMYGOD THIS IS LIKE THE THING IN YOUR NOTES no mines cooler. okay im skipping the sobby shit you make me so much cooler and bro if it werent for your fashion taste id have no hoes NO HOES so thankyou thankyou a lot for that.im gonna have to cut them all off wont i?
Vani is the most caring most perfect human you'd ever meet and if you're as lucky as me you'd meet her on a bus going to school not knowing shes gonna be one of most important if your life. shes so sexy and everything she says just sounds so much better coming from her mouth deadass holy fuck. vani can make the saddest days the happiest. which sucks cause im trying to be sad and you cheering me up ISNT HELPING i mean it is but you get what i mean. i hate how easy it is for you to make me laugh whats worse is how easy it'd be for you to make me cry. i hate that you're not around all the time AND THE FACT TAHT YOU NEVER PICK UP MY CALLS😐.I tried using the movie to get more lines but it turned out very cringy and no. every moment we're not together it feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. ite crazy how you know everytime and i mean EVERYTIME im not okay you can just sense it which isnt fair cause APPARENTLY you're very good at hiding it from me which isnt fun.I'm changing topics too much, OHMYGOD THIS IS LIKE THE THING IN YOUR NOTES no mines cooler. okay im skipping the sobby shit you make me so much cooler and bro if it werent for your fashion taste id have no hoes NO HOES so thankyou thankyou a lot for that.im gonna have to cut them all off wont i?
the rest is back on insta once you're done with this
so here i was supposed to ask you out that day
daniel- will you go out with me (i have to include the word waffleironcooperbilly
vani- no lol
so here i was supposed to ask you out that day
daniel- will you go out with me (i have to include the word waffleironcooperbilly
vani- no lol
by daniel zach January 11, 2022
Get the waffleironcooperbilly mug.Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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