Wackin

To masterbate with a wacking motion, to Megan Fox with a poster of Jessica Biel on the wall. While listening to the Wezzer song "Why Bother" and talkin dirty while biting your lower lip.

"Kyle 2 was wacking when his mom stumbled in and apluaded at the fact that his pee pee worked"

by Masterbation Analyzist January 21, 2010

whale wacking

Having steaming hot sex with an extremely large girl just so your mates can have a laugh. It soon becomes a fetish as whale wacking is some of the best sex you will ever experience.

Whale Wacking: Having sex with extremely large girls just to make your mates have a good laugh.

by funny_guy23 June 2, 2014

Wackin in the shack

Of or pertaining to masturbating in a shed, shanty town, or other run down building.

Wackin in the shack was fun for a while, until my dad found out and started doing it with me.

by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

wackin the kraken

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)

"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"

by saladtossings123 October 19, 2018

Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."

Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"

by Domo <3 February 18, 2011

Weed-Wacking

the act of having sex, and pulling out before the climax, and proceding to cum on the females pubs.

I was weed-wacking Samantha all night.

by cl&jj June 15, 2010

paddy wacking

Bill Clinton having sex with a secretary. Or just sex in general

I love paddy wacking

by Annihilator August 18, 2018