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WWE

A very homo pseudo-sport program watched by millions of straight men.
Jon: I'm going to watch two oiled up dudes take a good hammering in the ring.

Mark: Oh, is WWE on again?
by BobbyZoolhead April 20, 2006
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WWE

A soap opera for repressed homosexual rednecks. Consists of overweight men in tight spandex with huge bulges role-playing, trying to 'wrestle' each other, and getting all melodramatic. Yeah thats not blatantly gay...
by cmdrmonkey September 5, 2003
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Formerly one of the best soap opera for men EVER! That was before the story suddenly went bonkers and the WWE proved to be a federation of wussies, not men.

Their name used to be WWF (World Wrestling Federation), but due to a lawsuit from an organization with panda representation, they changed it to WWE. I just stopped watching after that. How could they possibly let a bunch of animals beat them? That's why we're humans. We eat animals like pandas, not bow to them.

Aside from that, all of my favorite wrestlers which I had known for years were beginning to disappear from the ring, so I stopped watching in order to keep my old fashion ideal wrestling image. It's great, except the latest wrestling game which I like to play is WWF No Mercy on the N64.
Stone Cold - The supreme bad ass

The Rock - The most charismatic man in sports entertainment

Gilbert - A Goldberg ripoff who is just hilarious

These are the wrestlers I remember.
by BusinessMan April 25, 2005
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Man, why are all you guys dissing the WWE. It's a sweet and awesome sport, yes i said sport, cause it is. anything that involves training your butt off to perform athleticly infront of people is a sport, fake or not. you guys keep calling it "fake". sure, so what if it is, but that doesn't mean its so fake your grandmother could easily take out triple H. you guys saying it's fake wouldn't last 20 seconds in the ring with a WWE superstar, so shut your hating mouths. you have no idea how much training it takes to be a wrestler. If you don't like WWE, than thats you. Dont bring the ones who do like it down.
And one more thing, it's not a redneck sport. that would be nascar
Stupid dude: man WWE is so fake, my granny could whoop Kane.
Kane: really? *choke slams granny*
Stupid Dude: aww, yeah right. that was so fake, she didn't even feel that
Granny:boy, shut up, my ass was just dropped * Dies*
Stupid dude: her death was planned, she's really still alive.
Kane: * Choke slams dumbass*
Stupid dude; * goes to the emergency room because of broken neck and rib*
by Luke stroder June 16, 2006
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You might think it means World Wrestling Entertainment, but WWE stands for Walk With Elias
Elias: The universal truth is that WWE stands for…
Crowd: WALK WITH ELIAS
Elias: AMEN
by AMA15 June 28, 2021
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WWE

WWE Stands for World Wrestling Entertainment
Previously known under the name WWF (World Wrestling Federation)
Before that in the '60s and early '70s, it was known as WWWF (World Wide Wrestling Federation)
Since 2008, WWE has been PG, before that, swearing and more was allowed.
The WWE features some famous names with John Cena, Dwayne Johnson (known as 'The Rock'), Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Etc...
Its boss is Vince McMahon
"WWE is fake! It's scripted. That Doesn't mean it's not fun"
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Walk with Elias
The WWE-signed Wrestler Elias said, WWE stands for "Walk with Elias"
Elias:"I said WWE stands for?"
Audience:"WALK WITH ELIAS"
by xHellscream44 February 27, 2018
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