Woned

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

by kevkev July 24, 2008

woner

1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.

Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.

by gunitcoach May 3, 2005

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009

Woner

A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.

"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"

by GreenLion April 29, 2010

woned

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

by Lenza December 15, 2008

woneno

woneno is basically a slang phrase of "won't even know"

Person A: when you dropping your new album mane?
Person B: i might just drop a few new songs tonight and u woneno it

by g4tes June 23, 2014

Woner

A woman boner

That guy is so hot I got a woner.

by Batman0818 December 29, 2016