WMD

Something American intelligence found evidence of in Iraq. We also found mustard gas, which is a type of low level WMD.

America: Oh SHIT. Saddam mustard gassed the kurds, he could do that to us. Grab the WMD's!

by exdeath64 May 7, 2009

WMD

W's Momentus Disaster

What a Military Disaster! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

WMD

weapon of mass disruption: something or someone that causes a massive reaction in public.

The guy that caught the ball during the cubs game was a weapon of mass disruption. witness the amount of objects hurled at him.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

WMD

A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.

Me and Jackson were chayin' last night and he packed a fucking WMD, dude. Filled a whole fucking Poland Spring with dipspit.

by atforpres November 8, 2011

WMD

Weapons of Mass Dickery - Referring to someone else's dick as a Weapon of Mass Destruction because youre assuming or certain that its big. You never say out loud tho because you shouldn't be out there discussing a niggas's dick size, especially in-front of another nigga. Like lol dude what are you doing? (Created by sussus twitter niggas.)

Optimus: Man im never letting my dick out again, did end well for the last girl i pulled it out for.
Jamal: Yo niggas be having a WMD and lowkey be promoting
Optimus: We not friends nomore.

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Jamal: So we was Netflix and Chilling and i decided to hit her with that my WMD...
Tumi: Get out my fucking house breh

by svdgod June 28, 2016

WMD

Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.

Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.

by Mathayus of Zanzabar June 16, 2010

WMD

Weapon of Mass Distruction - slang term used by well endowed gent when referring to his larger than average manhood

Gary threatened WMD on every MILF he could find

by Big Gazza December 28, 2005