Wifi

The shit old people cant figure out to use

Whats's wifi?

by Digestive System December 7, 2020

WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit

person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down

by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021

wifi

something nobody can live without

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!

by bill triangle August 26, 2021

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

WIFI

The Boy is Everyone's crush . He is known by @TheStoneMonkey on TG . He is the best guy there is in the world . But he hates nepali girls like @rxftu and @fermions0

Oh look WIFI ( Anuj ) is so handsome

by WIFI-ANUJ January 29, 2023

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

WiFi hobo

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.

Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.

by Shelltown July 10, 2010