Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

Yuppie Whining

Whining that escapes from the mouths of yuppies that is so absurd that it makes regular people cringe.

I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.

by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010

pee whining shit

tendency to be hopelessly and utterly ill-tempered and contrary to the point of frustrating any and all attempts of being civil

if you don't quit I'll knock the pee whining shit out of you

by daddyo February 19, 2009

recursive whining

When, in the course of whining about how horrible one's life is, one begins to whine about how whiny one has become due to life. Eventually this becomes whining about the hypocracy of whining about whining, spiralling off into infinity.

Person 1: *sobbing* You must hate me because I'm so whiny!
Person 2: Stop recursive whining! It only makes things worse.

by Guy Y. July 28, 2008

white person's whining

When whites complain about how unfair Political correctness, Affirmative action or the fact that they are no longer allowed to use ethnic slurs against others is.

Usually then complains how the government or media is now oppressing them and how unfair the world is to them.

That white person's whining how anti racism secretly means anti white!

by Athlone April 18, 2012

facebook whining

When all your status updates are complaints, mostly whining or whinging about nothing that anyone but you cares about. You hope that someone, somewhere on Facebook will like your update or try to consol you. Basically, its attention seeking for victims.

If I read one more facebook whine from that woman again, I will have to unfriend her. I don't care if the Caesar salad she ate at a restaurant had too much garlic in it! Grow up! Oh, and last night she got too many mosquitoe bites, awful! It's so annoying when people spend their time facebook whining...

by Lifelong learner June 8, 2014

ur-whining

- To complain unfairly about bad beats in poker. For example, "I had a pair of deuces and he matched his ace on the river. How could he call with 4 to 1 pot odds?!". Although this phenomenon is most prominently associated with Phil Hellmuth, it is believed to be named after World Poker Tour player Phil Irwin.
- Also, repetitive complaints about insubstantial issues

Friday night's game was great. But I got tired of all of the ur-whining.

by Adam Bl June 11, 2006