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A polite and less vulgar alternative to "FUCK YOU".
Jack: "Wow, what happend to you? You look like hell today!"

Jill: "Whatever"
whatever by Anonymous October 9, 2003

whatever 

Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.
Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?
whatever by Greenie November 3, 2003

Whatever 

If someone says "whatever" they now agreed with you
Boy:your so beautiful 😍
Girl:no I'm not
Boy:yes you are
Girl: whatever
Whatever by BigTD March 24, 2020

whatever 

She: "If you leave me, I'll kill myself!"
He: "Whatever."
whatever by Venus May 28, 2004

whatever 

The most annoying thing that your girlfriend can say.
"Hey would you like to get dinner, see a movie, then perhaps go back to my place?"

"Whatever."
whatever by thatguy21 April 19, 2006

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whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this:
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.
Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe?
Girlfriend: Whatever...
whatever by HOWDYBiLLY March 9, 2011