weep off

To masturbate using one's own recently cried tears as lubricant.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Marc?

Guy 2: That smokin hot chick just shot him down hard.

Guy 1: I bet he's going to weep off again tonight.

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.

Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.

by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010

Weeping Suckle

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow

Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.

by Eddie K May 12, 2008

The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.

The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*

by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010

weeps

To have anal sex with a member of the opposite sex.

We had Doggy weeps last night!

by Jillyann October 21, 2007