Wappett

Mammal of the sea. Some musical ability. Has to put up with annoying neighbours who are fairly loud. speaks in a strange northern dialect. LOVES GRAVY! feed him gravy!

Wow! That's a big Wappett!!

by Mr. sea mammal catcher man PHD December 1, 2010

fiz wampe

Television remote or "clicker". Also used in context of describing something's awesomeness.

Ex.1- Bob: "Damn, i lost the fiz wampe again!"

Sherrel: "Get off your ass and change the channel yourself then."

Ex.2- "You're new board is soooo fiz wampe bro."

by csul23 December 20, 2010

Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

wet wampa

When the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

P.F. Changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that I tore my rotator cuff.

by CMac01 December 28, 2009

caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009

wampire

Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/quotes

Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.

by Koralis December 29, 2008

wampin

see examples....heaven on earth....when you doin what you want to do basically

if you aint working...you wampin...if you high at work...you wampin...if you love to work...you wampin...you having intercourse...you wampin with somebody....

by Brendan Guthrie January 5, 2008