goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.

"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."

by jsheppar January 2, 2009

French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020

Fate's a waiter

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"

I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.

by Josh Peters August 9, 2004

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007

gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.

I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004