A.P.J.W.F

arm pit juice with fuzz .To put in a head lock

would you like a glass full of a.p.j.w.f?

by jackie wojtowicz June 18, 2008

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D.W.F.S.

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.

Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.

by propack April 7, 2011

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S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits

Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

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A.W.F.U.L.

Americans Who Figuratively Use 'Literally'.

"Don't you find YouTube comment sections are just so full of god-A.W.F.U.L. losers?"

by Leery Loon June 5, 2019

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B.A.F.W.T.F

Bored As Fuck Want To Fuck

Man come over baby I'm B.A.F.W.T.F

by MiaaMm July 2, 2012

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A.W.F.

Abbreviation: All Wheel Fucked- The feeling you get when you realize that All Wheel DRIVE does not mean All Wheel STOP as you slide out of control.

That guy in the audi was A.W.F. when the light turned red and he ended up in plowing into the car infront of him-

Did you see that guy in the big ass jeep as he smashed into the guard rail- Guess he didn't realize AWD does not mean AWS-

by Chubby Tugnut January 6, 2012

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