A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.
Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.
by Kane-FCHS October 22, 2010

A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.
I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
by npetrikov June 19, 2010

A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.
by RedEdSaidSo August 20, 2010

A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
by teller of truths10 June 15, 2010

simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.
critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
by kenbot June 21, 2010

An argument made by many people against socialism that use Venezuela as an example of a failure of socialism
Socialist: *makes valid argument for socialism
Person 2: Well actually if you look at Venezuala it shows that socialism fails
Socialist: No not vuvuzela, it's not socialist
Person 2: Well actually if you look at Venezuala it shows that socialism fails
Socialist: No not vuvuzela, it's not socialist
by basedIdiot May 6, 2021

by rickymyshickyjicky June 26, 2010
