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Vuvuzela

A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.
Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.
by Kane-FCHS October 22, 2010
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Vuvuzela

A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.
I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
by npetrikov June 19, 2010
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Vuvuzela

A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.
World Cup spectator blowing a Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ameri-cunt: NO!!!!!!!!!
by RedEdSaidSo August 20, 2010
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vuvuzela

A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
by teller of truths10 June 15, 2010
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vuvuzela

simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.
critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
by kenbot June 21, 2010
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vuvuzela

An argument made by many people against socialism that use Venezuela as an example of a failure of socialism
Socialist: *makes valid argument for socialism
Person 2: Well actually if you look at Venezuala it shows that socialism fails
Socialist: No not vuvuzela, it's not socialist
by basedIdiot May 6, 2021
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vuvuzela

Anyone using a vuvuzela should be executed.
by rickymyshickyjicky June 26, 2010
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