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cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.
Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
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Vindow shopping

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
by knet February 3, 2007
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Vendolla

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.
Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
by Poparama February 8, 2007
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vendor

A vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. “Training” is typically something of a goldbrick.

Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.
We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.
by Armand Banana November 11, 2005
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vendouble

to get two pieces of ordered goods from vending machine instead of one because of for e.g. shaking it
"I've just vendoubled Mars, I got two bars instead of one!"
by gabosh August 20, 2009
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vandoot

The newry word for a womans vagina/doot/fanny etc
sparky decided to go down hazmans vandoot and was suprised to see there was no vandoot but a HUGE VANDOOT!!!
by brendylovessparky January 10, 2010
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vondoosh

The politically correct adjective for a man who smokes poor or low quality marijuana in public, obnoxiously blowing the smoke in somebody's face.
Rhogan decided to be a vondoosh today and now my shirt smells like reggie.
by Boatsie March 2, 2017
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