A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
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The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>
Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>
Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
by knet February 3, 2007
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Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.
Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
by Poparama February 8, 2007
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Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.
Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.
We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.
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