Vundo 

Enjoys throwing parties in which the guests are required to bring lemons for admittance.

Is the result of sexual activity between a Frenchman and a brick.

Latin for "cockbreath."

Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

Can be used in replacement of the noun "noob" and/or the verb "whore".

n-You are such a Vundo.
v-Stop f*cking Vundoing the remote.

So then I joined Vundo's dedicated server and he banned me for pwning him with a barrett. I went on MSN and challenged him to a clanmatch but he refused because apparently his penis was stuck in his eye. I offered to help him remove it but he said his mom was already on the job. I was baffled by the statement, because his mom was between my thighs sucking my d*ck.

Vundo by LaPresidenteDelPineapple October 21, 2004

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor 

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

vendome 

A ghetto full of niggas that ride bbcs 24 7 and sell drugs its also full of black and white people mixed and they call it the cage of blacks

look at dos vendome niggas

vendome by The grey nigga April 6, 2017

vindows 

how Indians pronounce Microsoft(tm) Windows

damn Vindows Wista SP1 sack riders

vindows by doubleu June 17, 2008