you seein' vultures?

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009

cock vultures

Ugly or fat women who take advantage of blacked out drunk males that are out of their league. Much like a vulture preys on roadkill.

Often pointed out by sober males to drunker males by giving the cock call..."cock cock cock".

Jake: Erica showed up to the party sober at three am because she knows she has a chance of taking care of Mark whos 21st birthday today.

Andrew: The cock vultures are out in full force.

Jim: Cock, cock, cock.

by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008

vultures

people who swarm a newly single person, usually only for sexual intentions.

She just broke up with her boyfriend and now the vultures attack.

by xsilentx35 January 14, 2010

airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

by halpwr September 27, 2010

vulturing

Art of doing nothing, and waiting for the correct moment to ask your friends for their work/homework/tests answers or whatever they've been working for a long time, with a lot of effort.

For being a good engineer you'll have to dominate this art. When you master this art, you could be called "Sir vulture".

Vulturing example:

- Stop seeking me! leave me alone f*cking vulture!
- Do you have the exam solved?
- I'm going to tell the teacher! HELP!
- Pleaaaase...

by Master Vulture July 27, 2016

Vulturing

Vulture as a verb can signify circling around something, as a vulture would do. For example, the sentence "Rudy vultured when asking the girl out" implies that Rudy hovered awkwardly around her for an extended period of time before making his move.

Rudy vultured while asking the girl out.
Vulturing around the girl, Rudy waited for the correct moment to strike.

by CLOWN INC. June 22, 2017

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008