Vortext

When you're texting (via your cell phone or an IM program on your computer) and you're being bombarded with legitimate texts from other people (ie you're stuck in multiple conversations, and can't seem to respond to one without at least one or two more sending you messages while you're trying to respond to a first message).

"All three of my girlfriends were online and they were vortexting me like crazy. I almost said the wrong thing to the wrong girlfriend!"

by Biofungus November 25, 2009

YouTube Vortex

The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...

"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."

youtube loop

by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010

Delco Vortex

A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.

"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"

"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."

by Slovakchick March 25, 2019

VORT3X

A dude from Transylvania who speaks Brazilian daily. Is in love with anime girls (as known from #nsfw-anime), and Vegas pro. Nothing much to say about him, but he’s ok.

Is there someone speaking Brazilian over there?
Yea dude, it’s Vort3x.

by cole50 August 13, 2020

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

titan vortex

titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse

early signs of a titan vortex

1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia

3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants

titan vortex

the carpet surfing capital tofield has a titan vortex

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 23, 2019

porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.

by b0ng April 3, 2003