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Voodomitized

To be banned from an Internet message board forum. Derived from the establishment of the great Voodoo Chicken account in October of 2001 which was used in the high profile bannings in 2002, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, and 08 of Hitchworld participant and Rogan Board spammer and troll extraordinairre.

To be Voodomitized is to be banned and have your account locked out completely with no successful alternate account creation, duration unknown.
"Uh oh. Flappo pulled out the racial slur and got voodomitized for a week."
by HomelandSecurity October 18, 2008
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Voodoo Poonanny

Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.
Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.
by Pops & Gramps September 11, 2009
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VOOOM

"VOOOM!" is a phrase, added with an air-slicing arm gesture, that one can use to express ones enthsiasm for something, or after a particularly smart, witty, or just plain cool statement has been used.
My car is bigger than yours. VOOOM.

Today, my friend and I both bought scratch cards, she didn't win anything but I did, VOOOM.
by Shannaanbread November 28, 2010
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voodooja

a vagina with the ability, to use voodoo to control a man's actions
woman #1: "How did you get Dan to agree to that? "

woman #2:" I used my voodooja, the way Mama told me."
by psychoicffic93 December 3, 2016
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pussy voodoo magic

Pussy voodoo magic - the act of using the magic of your pussy to accomplish a goal or to hold power over someone.
Damn bro, I can’t wait to see Samantha, she’s amazing.

Broski: yeah she been working that pussy voodoo magic on you 😂

Preach fam!
by Bah Zah August 1, 2021
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Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.
"That's voodoo shit, man!"
by MiKe May 28, 2004
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Church of Voodoo Pharmacology

The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult which holds the paranoid belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drugs are liberal conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs are without exception Satanic, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust (see Rush Limbaugh). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."

Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA, ONDCP, DEA, UN, Republicans, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and UN share most of the administrative duties.

The cult was founded by Harry J. Anslinger (also first head of the DEA), who was mainly responsible, through the successful use of propaganda, for the national and subsequently global criminalization of marijuana (globally criminalized through U.N. conventions). He was well-known for his racism and violent hatred of jazz, as well as his hypocrisy, reversing his position on the effects of marijuana from the claim that it would make you murderous to the claim that it would make you absolutely useless. This led some to conclude that he was hepped up on goofballs. Some enlightening quotes from him are below.
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." (1929)
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races." (taken from his testimony to Congress)
"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." (1948)
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology continues to be well known for hypocrisy, racism, and an obsession with marijuana.
by jazzriff October 12, 2005
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