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Voluntary Support

A bunch of nerd who think they are good at coding shit
The voluntary support staff were nerds, especially Joe. Definitely not as cool as Melon.
by TheHolyWatermelon November 26, 2020
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grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer
by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019
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Volunteer High School

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.
“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”
by грустныйКова February 17, 2021
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voluntary bum

young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.

The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.

However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.

While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.
by uselessponko November 25, 2007
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Volunteer

Someone who helps to do work without pay.
If the volunteers at urban dictionary don't fucking post this they deserve to die in a hole.
by Brade-steed January 23, 2018
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voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius April 17, 2006
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Volunterrorism

A portmanteau of volunteerism and terrorism, Volunterrorism is the act or process of creating terror or havoc through volunteering or non-profit pursuits.
"Those unbathed PETA maniacs just threw red paint all over my black rhino leather coat. That's volunterrorism.
by Kablamo! December 29, 2008
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