Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Voltron is one of the key, flagship shows that defined Anime as we know it today in America. It was a popular show back in the early to mid 1980's. One of the difinign characteristics of the show is that all of the individual lions could join together and create Voltron (the large form which was comprised of each individual lion). Today it has two meanings, and they are as follows:
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
Dave: "I'm such a noob, I just don't know if I'll be able to finish today's crossword puzzle."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
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His German, French-Italian, Scottish, and European culture is portrayed by his light-guardian attire. He can answer questions one could have based on the aspects on abortion, suicide, bullying, criticism, and religion. He has answers. So does the bible. Go and learn by asking him at “Voltorayne@hotmail.com”, or by praying to God, the only creator of earth and our only king in existence. he also supports the ideas of the non-mental rlsh.
However, in cases of critical lack of time, he is nicked as "Volt", and often he will sign as Voltora. his name consist of the part "volt" becuase of his massive use and origin of elements containing electricity higher than 50,000 watts. He is respectful of the knowledge that we are only humans and that we are not perfect, but he can also get in a feud with absent minded inconsiderate and non-active peoples who insist in a nonverbal manner that he is wrong for his judgments, beliefs, and/or ways. He, for one, pities the fact of envy and crime. He lives in the fear of God and bases most deeds and actions on the way God would.
His German, French-Italian, Scottish, and European culture is portrayed by his light-guardian attire. He can answer questions one could have based on the aspects on abortion, suicide, bullying, criticism, and religion. He has answers. So does the bible. Go and learn by asking him at “Voltorayne@hotmail.com”, or by praying to God, the only creator of earth and our only king in existence. he also supports the ideas of the non-mental rlsh.
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