vocation navigator

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015

grumble volcano

When one person has diarrhea on another person's face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava.

I just had Mexican; can't wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

by ghostkilla696969 August 21, 2013

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007

Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.

Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014

Lazy Volcano

The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.

"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."

by RapeFactory420 July 10, 2009

volcano nipples

Angry red sticky-outy nipples, much like a volcano.

I am not showering with Vlad again, dude has volcano nipples.

by Dee Buttersnapps January 10, 2011

Vocational Cattle

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.

Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.

by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009