dirty vítek

Masturbating to nugget porn videos and simultaneously sending unwanted dick pics to your friend's family.

I am really angry at him, I'm gonna do dirty vítek to him.

by dirty vítek creator May 20, 2022

Vitek

A Robot

Vitek is a robot.

by c@n't $w1m September 25, 2011

e-vite

On-line electronic invitation to an individual or a group of people

As a reminder of the occasion this is your e-vite.

by +TEE+ February 25, 2009

mission viejo

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."

by Party Hat July 8, 2005

mission viejo, california

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by Mike Rosh November 8, 2008

Viteri

Cool, slick, unique, hip. Something that is definitely not salgay or corny.

That guitar is quite viteri. I think it's the best!

by Ben Harper June 11, 2006

Mission Viejo High School

home of the diablos. a school where every kid freshman-seniors vape in the bathroom any chance they can get. where kids brag about how many drugs they have done and have competitions to see who smokes the most weed. mostly filled with overly conceited black people that take selfies in the middle of class and/or walking to class. if you go to this school it is most likely you are embarrassed, unless you’re on the football team, you feel like a superior being

You go to Mission Viejo High School? That’s embarrassing.

by honestthugger069 September 19, 2018