Vince

A simp-ass white boy. Cute, when the bruises from his girlfriend don't show. Can often be found asking his mom what bestiality is and if he can adopt one.

Sweaty at Fortnite, especially with his squeaker boyfriend

Vince, what's 8 x 8?
Hurry, grab the condoms vince, big lex is coming!
Lets touch tips vince!
Mom, go away! I'm playing Fortnite

by nopalitopito May 25, 2020

Vince

1.(adj) Vince is a term used to describe someone who is straight, but acts gay in a joking or accidental manner.

"Hey, you guys wanna go to the ashlee simpson concert with me?"
"Fuck that, thats so vince"

by little ben July 28, 2008

Vince

A fat belly that burts through the shirt.

Man, I just ate a fat burrito and now I have a little vince hangin out.

by Bill99 May 4, 2009

Vince

Vince is an extrodanairy, generous, wonderful man. He is a man who is envied because of his wonderful traits and beautiful view on the world. He's an amazing writer, cook, father, partner, son, brother, and co worker. Vince is one of a kind, a rare catch. Because he is one of the few left that have such generosity and gratitude towards everyone around him. Vince will never know how loved, cherished, and adored he is. In conclusion Vince is the most lovely person I've ever met.

Vince is a shining star, a wonder of the world.

by ScreeYah May 18, 2018

Vince

A Vince has a massive schlong, a 6 pack, and tries to be alpha male of the squad. His phone can only hold so many snap notificiations from his side tings. He's also a tryhard rapper and his game weak af.

Bro 1: Bro who is that one bro with like 1,000,000 snapchat score tho?
Bro 2: Bro thats Vince

by AwesomenessXP2 July 4, 2018

vince

1sensitive 2shy around girls 3makes an ass of himself alot 4people usually make fun of him 5musican 6people have different opinions on how he looks

he's such a vince

by gothicfool January 12, 2009

Vince

The gayest person in your friend group. Be sure not to get close to him or else undescribable things may happen to you. All victim's from Vince all suffered PTSD. He is that one kid in the corner that stalks you to your house.

Guy: Why are you so scared of Vince?
Guy2: Do not get close to that guy

by bob93492 October 8, 2020