virtual food

Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.

JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.

(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3

JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?

(L) Sally says:
*sends*

JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!

by Alex7 November 29, 2007

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

Virtual Boyfriend

An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.

by RachBU January 24, 2008

virtual family kingdom

Virtual Family Kingdom is a magical place where ignorance is bliss. It was a clever ploy to take advantage of noobs and creep out anyone who knows a thing or two about MMOs and laws pertaining to them. Unfortunately for the game's creators, people are on to their scheme.

I would play Virtual Family Kingdom, but I don't enjoy games that smell.

by Jhandley111 December 27, 2008

virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.

"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"

by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016

virtual reality

Where you can watch porn in a whole new different level

Who needs prostitutes when you have virtual reality

by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016

Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS)

A Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS) is when you and your romantic partner shop for something sexy to use together; a new article of clothing, a pair of shoes or a sex-toy. The difference is that the shopper goes alone and takes pictures of the different options while wearing the item in the change room! After texting their top picks to their partner, a choice is made, purchased and the date is set to try it out!

Hey, I'd love to have a pair of Lucite shoes. Let's do a Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS)!

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014