vienna corkage

when one unloads in another's buttocks and just before the salty snack leaks out, a vienna sausage is shoved up the anus.

"i don't know where randy is, but he might be thrown out of a moving car with a vienna corkage and cigarette burns."

by jason wilson January 14, 2006

Vienna moment

The dawning realisation that you don't know what's going on in any given situation. Line from the 1980s Ultravox song 'Vienna':

Oh Vienna, this means nothing to me.

During the Q&A a professor asked an obscure question and as he was talking I was having a total Vienna moment.

by StewieG wannabe October 9, 2008

Vienna Waterslide

Receiving oral sex by two women located on either side of the penis. Particularly length-wise tonguing of the shaft, simulating a sausage on a waterslide. Coincidentally, (Vienna,) Austria being the location where one has a very high probability of receiving oral sex.

Derek: I rode the Vienna Waterslide last night.
Charlie: That sounds fun, I've never been to a water park.

by harusp3x June 16, 2010

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Vienna, Virginia

Where the top 1% congregate to spend all their blood money.

Rich people live in Vienna.

by Mason November 30, 2004

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010