When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.
I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.
by Aidan Frankenstein November 2, 2012
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Torso hair being plentiful and head hair being the ultra rarest of the velvetinw facility.
Torso hair being plentiful and head hair being the ultra rarest of the velvetinw facility.
by RAZORS_SHARPIE January 30, 2021
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-Antfrost Boyfriend
-Velvet for short
-Good at making tweets that will make me cower in fear
-Too good at making tweets that make me cowe in fear
-Good at making me cower in fear during jackbox
-Velvet for short
-Good at making tweets that will make me cower in fear
-Too good at making tweets that make me cowe in fear
-Good at making me cower in fear during jackbox
Average Velvetiscake Tweet:
*Replying to Aimsey*
"I somehow don't mind the texture of my balls in my mouth"
*Replying to Aimsey*
"I somehow don't mind the texture of my balls in my mouth"
by sbhghgsy October 16, 2022
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by green-eyed-link February 9, 2015
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