That Vegan Teacher

A skeleton with massive amount of cringe.

That vegan teacher is cringe

by Doof89 January 27, 2021

Dick Vegan

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!

by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018

Vegan Tomato

When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands

John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today

Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato

by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020

Oscar Vega

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"

Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin oscar vega?!"

Damn oscar vega's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by gauss December 21, 2012

The vegan teacher

A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan

The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)

by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

VeganScienceGuy

Vegan troll who exhibits low self esteem, depression, and anger issues. Many displays of cognitive dissonance. Likely did not receive any love from family.

VeganScienceGuy doesn’t eat meat and thus he suffers from depression.

by Dead_Kintsugi_ June 19, 2018