Vegan Tomato

When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands

John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today

Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato

by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020

Oscar Vega

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"

Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin oscar vega?!"

Damn oscar vega's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by gauss December 21, 2012

The vegan teacher

A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan

The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)

by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Vegan Sweat Lodge

When a bunch of people with fingerless gloves get inside of a 2014 Prius and they crank the heat all the way up, thus sweating out all of the tofu they ate causing a vegan sweat lodge. Usually in the parking lot of a starbucks or slam poetry event

Whenever hipsters need a break from their 10 cats and youtube vlogging, they like to destress in the parking lot of a long john slivers, participating in a vegan sweat lodge.

by BallzDeepMax69 September 12, 2018

Vegan Eyes

The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.

I knew she hadn't eaten meat in years the minute I saw those vegan eyes.

by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020