Vasco

It is an age-old noun first used when televison was invented, to describe someone whose life resembles a soap opera. These people find hardship and adventure in the most simplest of tasks and are a constant source of both joy and wonder to their work colleagues on a monday morning when the weekend "debacle" is revealed.

Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.

Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.

A: How was your long anticipated first date with that hot chick from accounts?

B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!

by Brentwood Jarrett March 24, 2009

vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

Vascate

to violate, bully, or embarrass someone in any type of way

stop trying to vascate me

by Mr.Unpredictable February 18, 2011

Vascular Claw

Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.

Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!

by Rizzit Dough'Urban June 2, 2016

vasco

you really should get back with ur ex

vasco never got over it

by user27823992 November 21, 2021

Vascoda

A potent drink that is made by mixing 3 shots into 1 glass and then downing the contents of the glass

Ingredients:
1 Shot of Jack Daniels
1 Shot of Tequila
1 Shot of Stroh Rum

1: Dude I wanna get wasted tongiht!!!

2: Thats easy , just order a Vascoda

by Russell-The-Love-Muscle June 1, 2011

Vasco Ignus

1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard

The sheer idiocy is already implied, and therefore no examples are needed.

by RC_rep February 1, 2005