Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

vancing

v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.

No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.

by Polynym July 24, 2024

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024