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VANINJA

An ninja-esque attack, using the "power of the poon"; A female will utilize this sneak attack on a man to overpower him to her advantage, to obtain her female desires (i.e. sex, money, clothes, etc.). Only by mastering this skill can a female be known as... a VANINJA!

TOOLs are usually susceptible and very easy targets for the VANINJA.
Some clues of the VANINJA:
-Low cut shirt that exposes hella cleavage
-Always rubbing on dudes
-Always hanging on dudes
-Sucking up
-Sexually suggestive
-Wears tight clothes to show-off curves
-Whore-ish dancing
-Exclaims how DRUNK she is
by ADAMANT2007 April 23, 2011
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vannon

Originated after Cher's video clip from 1989 where she was astride a battle ship cannon wearing what was loosely described as vaginal floss. Has inspired many other female singing artists to stip down to nothing and mount phallic inanimate objects. eg. "Wrecking Ball"
Have you seen Miley go Vannon on that Wrecking Ball!
by Finii December 4, 2013
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vaninja

when a female wants to take out anger on a man during sex so she injures him somehow
I am so pissed at him, I am going to vaninja him.
by shay17lay January 28, 2009
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Vanoner

Paul gives me such a vanoner!

I have a vanoner for Salma Hayek!
by barbara kent April 3, 2011
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Vanios (Jarl Vanios the Badass)

Self proclaimed Jarl of Blackwalk in World of Warcraft - Blackwalk being what he renamed Stormwind after the Horde allegedly killed Varian Wrynn. He commonly sits on the throne in Varian's throne room speaking to his "subjects" in Trade chat about his campaign and how his kingdom is being run.
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Vanios (Jarl Vanios the Badass)
by JarlVanios December 20, 2013
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Vaningan

A breed of human characterized by pale skin, dirty blonde hair, existence in another universe and occasional recreational drug use. Absentmindedness, wicked sense of humor, and terrible haircuts also commonly observed.
You see that guy hanging out in the trash can? What a Vaningan, eh?
by Saladass September 14, 2016
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vaninna

A beautiful girl with a big heart. She is funny and intelligent. She will always be there to support her friends. Although, she can be too nice to people who don't deserve it.
You are amazing, your name must be Vaninna.
by Paoodvwgatacqbqfscs November 22, 2021
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