VanDuser

Essentially the most epic badass the world has ever known.

Chuck Norris pales in comparison to the almighty VanDuser

by xxxBANANIBALxxx April 3, 2011

vandoozler

it is the sound produced by the male genitalia slapping against the gouch area due to a fart when fornicating with someone in the butt-hole

When I entered my apartment, I could hear the vandoozler coming from my roommates room.

by Jack Trades November 8, 2009

vanduke

The father of all silver tongues. A person who can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in a white dress. Very good with words.

He vanduke'd her into taking him home while making her think it was her idea

by The VanDuke of newport March 10, 2015

vandiocy

When a person spends idiotic proportions of one's money on vanity.

In an effort to showcase the aptitude of her growing vandiocy, Rory accepted the Birkin bag from Logan.

by RazzleDazz October 29, 2015

vandu

A dildo specifically made for a widow's pleasure.

The widows vandu was suggested for optimal feeling

by Finnahyeet August 19, 2016

Vandumponise

A way you could say Trump has vandalized his way to get victory in the elections.

So the people did a stupid thing by voting for him.

Trump: If you do not pick me as your President I will Vandumponise the country!
Trump's Voters: Ok Sir!

by Trump The Big FAT Lump November 11, 2016

Vandolope

Someone who thinks they are perfect no matter what.

I am a vandolope because I am soooo self absorbed!!

by Nankol February 5, 2019