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Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.
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Vandelier

Chic, Hip, Cool in a fancy/glamourous way. Luxurious but still with a level of street cred cool.
Hey Helena, I love your leopard print shirt, it's very vandelier!
by LaPetitRocher November 16, 2022
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Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.
Vanderbilt is tres prep.
by Ted May 6, 2005
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vanderslice

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.
I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.
by Garpike November 20, 2010
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vanderlicious

an alcoholic drink composed of one part southern comfort, a splash of banana liquer, and any flavoured soda of your choice.
dude have you seen tyson, he's all juiced on vanderlicious
by vanderlicious September 18, 2013
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Vanderlism

When Dutch Van-Der Linde paints large dicks on the school walls
Did you hear all the vanderlism thats been going on in the bathrooms?
by VoicelessSwine2 September 28, 2021
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vanderlek

Tim: You are so hot, I soo wish i could bang you, but I'm currently in a relationship.
Laura: Oh, jeez, you are SUCH a vanderlek!!
by aijhgnag January 3, 2008
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