Vaseline

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.

by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019

varela

the coolest name to have, people with this name pwn everyone.

varela, you are tyte.

by Varela December 15, 2008

No Vaseline

Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation

Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.

by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019

Without the Vaseline

With extreme anger and hostility toward another person, vengeful and showing no mercy or sugarcoating; usually used in conjunction with "Fucked" or "Raped".

"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."

"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."

by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008

Vanellope Von Shweetz

The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.

Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

vaseline

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

by DoOsHtArD September 4, 2004