valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
by valantislover123 December 31, 2011
Get the valantis mug.Noun: 'vajsasin' Anyone who performs vaginal intercourse so vigorously that afterwards the woman is incapable of having vaginal intercourse anytime in the near future.
Verb form is vagsassinate.
Verb form is vagsassinate.
"Dude, I heard that he hit that so hard that she couldn't even think about sex for a week. He's a total vagsassin."
"I vagsassinated my girlfriend last night. Unless I can talk her into anal I'm not getting any for a while."
"I vagsassinated my girlfriend last night. Unless I can talk her into anal I'm not getting any for a while."
by Justim August 26, 2007
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Get the valania mug.The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.
Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!
by Viking Warrior April 10, 2006
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believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
by pillowman March 29, 2005
Get the Valhalla mug.Valian is someone u call when they try to act like a gangster/gangbanger/thug just because they listen to rap music
by BoonkGangWholeLottaGangShit June 15, 2018
Get the Valian mug.A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.
Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
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