Vagonic

An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.

After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.

by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

vagarnia

A pussy so large it leads to another dimension.

By the time the baseball team was done with Mckay, you could have lead an expedition to Vagarnia.

by 4head269 April 13, 2016

Vagorexia

An emotional disorder characterized by an obsesive desire to surgically reduce the size of ones vagina. Where as the vagina is the object of body dysmorphia.

Lucy was about to have her vagina surgically tightened for the third time, when a friend intervened and she instead sought help for Vagorexia.

by alanaxox June 17, 2017

Vajorn

Being extremely burnt out by any sort of activity.

That man just benched 300kg, he is feeling vajorn now.

by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023

vagurna

The pacific-northwesterners interpretation of southern slang for the word vagina To be used when pretending to have a southern accent.

Guy A "Oh man, look at that babe!"
Guy B "Yee-haw! I'd sure like to get that vagurna!"

by washingtonbabe June 19, 2010

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

Vagoin

An interjection used when an extremely attractive female is spotted.

Bill yelled vagoin when Megan Fox walked in to the room.

by daneighborhoodkillas April 10, 2010