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Bobby: Dude did you see Sylvia's bouncy boobs

JJ: Yea but how bout that fucking vaguna, shits real.
Vaguna by Hype Cyclone April 16, 2014
(vuh-guy-nuh)

The male member, or penis.
I have a weird rash on my vaguyna, thank God for Penicillin!
vaguyna by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

vagernation 

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.
Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.
vagernation by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017
a very very large vagina
i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna
Vaguna by Dan June 22, 2004
A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".
That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.
vaguyna. by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006
a more sensible yet less commonly known word than mangina, but the two words mean virtually the same thing. achieved by a male tucking his penis back between his legs, thus resembling a vagina from a frontal view.
person 1: when we went streaking the other day i tucked my peepee between my legs and made a vaguyna and hopped around and everyone who saw me thought i was a masculine chick!
person 2: dont you mean mangina?
person 1: no silly, vaguyna!
vaguyna by rieyin April 22, 2010