vagitudinal scale 

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.

Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.

vagitudinal scale by JMSMD September 25, 2006

vagironing 

The precise art of cunnilingus inititiated by placing the tip of the nose on the anus with an elongated tounge and proceeding in one firm and defined motion moving the face until reaching the pubic mound ironing out the creases

I introduced vagironing to my girlfriend on the weekend

vagironing by Braphy August 2, 2014

Vagitamins 

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

Vagitamins by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Vagitamins 

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

Vagitamins by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

vagitoris 

When a girl surpasses being a C U Next Tuesday

Sheyenne was a real vagitoris when her and my cousin were dating.

vagitoris by Horn2017 October 12, 2017

Vagitorial 

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

Vagitorial by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Vagining 

The action of your fart rolling across your vagina lips

“I am vagining so hard today my pubes RATTLED.”

Vagining by Hybrid183 September 12, 2022