vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016

vacation brain

the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation

I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.

by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009

Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.

Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation

by GwynneTastic January 28, 2010

pretty vacant

An entirely empty and passionless state of being.

She doesn't care about anything one way or the other; she's pretty vacant.

by Pretty Vacant 050 February 22, 2011

grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.

"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"

by abbyrandi October 6, 2021

vagandles

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.

How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...

by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011