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by moo1981 September 5, 2016
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It can be started with one finger...
It takes any size piston...
and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.
It can be started with one finger...
It takes any size piston...
and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.
Vagina = Engine
by the trans am guy February 6, 2010
Get the vagina mug.Guarded by the clitoris and ass hole, this dark, wet and aromatic cave is meant to be the resting place of the elusive G-spot. Note that the G-spot, like dragons, vampires and other cave dwelling mythical beasts have not been proven to exist, and are unlikely to be in the near future, genetic engineering aside.
Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you!
Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go.
Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.
Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you!
Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go.
Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.
"Her vagina was his downfall, without it she would have had no power over him."
"A vagina, a vagina, my kingdom for a vagina" - King Richard III's lesser knowing saying in Shakespeares play, this scene edited out to fit the play into a 2 hour show.
"A vagina, a vagina, my kingdom for a vagina" - King Richard III's lesser knowing saying in Shakespeares play, this scene edited out to fit the play into a 2 hour show.
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
Get the vagina mug.The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
Get the Vagina mug.My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.
by Miss Jane September 14, 2005
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