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Volkswagen

the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.
I can't afford a Mercedes-Benz or BMW. Looks like I have to buy the Volkswagen (sigh).
by A$$kicka January 12, 2014
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A german car manufacturer, the name means "Peoples Car." Volkswagen was a great company with many successes, after replacing the air cooled with the amazing water cooled A1's (rabbit&jetta) it went down hill, and currently they are in a decline because VW is now in a world of conforming to what other companies are doing as opposed to doing their own thing no matter what everyone else did, which of course lead to their great successes in the past. from there they moved to the A2 chassis, in 1985 and the cars got heavier, then the a3s and they got even heavier
and again a4s even heavier. VW lost sight of what it once was. and now all we have is our a1s to love and cherish and think of what vw could have been.
rabbit, jetta, golf, passat, vanagon, bus, dasher, scirocco.
by Key Dawg January 21, 2005
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Hitler Mobiles.

Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.

if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.

Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.

As you can tell, i dont really like them
36,000 Mile Volkswagen Golf GTi

Needed New engine.

New engine gets put in.

Exhaust falls off.
by vtecy0 January 2, 2009
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A car company that used to suck but then they made the V12 Nardo
by Joe C November 26, 2006
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Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.
by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021
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Mint when it doesn't break. Often breaks.
Volkswagen breaks too much
by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021
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Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022
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