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voleware

Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.

The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.

Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.

from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
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Volen

He is the beast of all bots that use the computer.
Volen destroys anyone who gets in his way.
Everyone must respect him in a orderly matter no matter what he says.
He will kick your butt if don't follow his commands.
Obama: Yes Mr. Volen you own me so hard.
Volen: Yeah porchmonkey go eat your fried chicken.
Obama: Yes master.
by The great Volen February 11, 2010
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Pit Of Voles

A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.

After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.
I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.
by Treehouseman June 12, 2005
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Q VO LE

the expression used to greet a friend or an aquaintence
Q VO LE homie hows it hangin
by Jorge Riesgo January 13, 2009
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slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.
"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"
by KylianKyle March 9, 2017
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Kiss Voleyball girl day

The day that you grab the hawt volleyball girl (all of em) hug her from behind the kiss her.
Boy: *does the above
Volleyball girl: were dating now

Volleyball girl:*faints
Boy: and I got this from urban dictionary, kiss voleyball girl day
by Heheheikyousawmydefinition October 23, 2019
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Volentold

result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.
monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend

thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.

Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(
by Collateral Damage July 5, 2009
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