Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

vintage fanny

the vagina of the maturer woman anywhere in her 40's upwards

caucasian:" Reece's mum sure is hot!"
nubien:" yeh, she definetly is some hot vintage fanny!"

by hock nose March 13, 2010

Vintage Sky

Really hot chick band with an especially cute bassist!

I saw a really awesome band tonight, they were obviously Vintage Sky.

by Jolie January 11, 2004

vintage black

When it was exceptable to be described as Negro, colored, or other on forms or applications and in person.

Ceelo Green is vintage black in his great video Fuck you.

by bwricci December 1, 2010

vintage plowing

to have sex with a woman who is over forty.

i here you where doing a bit of vintage plowing with old black pudding teeth the other night.

by yonder gaz February 3, 2010

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015