uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.

1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"

by twotoTandy March 27, 2008

essay uppercut

When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.

John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.

by collegegirl01391 April 10, 2011

Tagine Uppercut

To slap one's genitalia hard on the underneath of human or animals chin.

The audible sound emitted from the mouth, is reportedly the same as the noise of tapping a tajine (earthenware cooking pot from North Africa) with a small rubber mallet.

Man I gave that squirrel a mean tagine uppercut, you should have heard the pop!

by WillyWordsmith October 13, 2011

Utah Uppercut

A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.

Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”

by Exciting Jeremy December 16, 2019

san fran uppercut

When during maturation the males ejaculate is expelled colliding with the underside of his chin.

I was having a wank last night and gave myself a san fran uppercut.

by Moe St Cool June 12, 2017

tiger uppercut

What Elin used on Tiger after the 9-iron slipped out of her hands.

I swear, Officer, he backed into a fire hydrant and I had to use a golf club to break out a window in his car so he could get out! I didn't hit him with a nine iron and then give him a tiger uppercut!

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

ringsend uppercut

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

by womoma April 17, 2005